Yard bird.
I walked into the stockroom the other day and announced that they were having fried chicken in the lunchroom today. One of my co-workers says to me, "I don't eat no yard bird." Yard bird, what's yard bird I ask? And he says , "chicken." So I ask him how come he doesn't eat chicken? And he says, "Because I don't eat anything that eats with it's pecker!"