A story that might also relate to the Dodge . . .
Seems a fella came down sick, and went to the doctor . . The Doctor gave him a battery of tests and said he should come back in a couple of days . .
When the guy came back the Doc said he should sit down because he had news and none of it was good . . The Doc then told him that he had a terminal cancer, unoperable and untreatable, and had 3 months to live . .
The guy nearly broke down, but insisted that the Doc could or might be able to do something to enable him to last longer than three months . .
The Doc assured him that they'd seen this before and that there was nothing Medicine could do . . But he continued;
"It's been said that if you marry a fat, homely, bitchy woman, Move to Oklahoma and buy a Dodge truck, that three months will seem like an Eternity!" . . .