I'm not very good at this, unless i'm reminded of jokes while everyone is telling them.
But i'll give it a try.
This young couple living together, and the boyfriend has to work on sat. morning, so the girlfriend decides to go to some yard sales. At one yard sale she spys a beautiful bathroom door mirrow. She approaches the lady who having the yard sale and the lady tells her it's a very special mirrow, and magic. They agree on a price of $20.00 and the young girl takes it home and hangs it on the bathroom door. It being a particularly hot humid day she decides to take a shower before the boyfriend gets home from work.
No believing any of the magic stuff, but she decides to try it out. So she stands nekid in front of the mirrow and says mirrow,mirrow on the door make my boobs 44, low and behold her boobs started growing to the full 44"s. WoW! this was exciting. She was so excited that after her shower she decide to sit on the living room couch with her top off until her boyfriend comes home. He walks in the door and is amazed at what he sees. WoW where did those come from, she goes on to explain the mirrow purchase and explains how she ask for the large boobs. He says wow i gotta try that. So he strips down nekid and goes to the bathroom and stands in front of the mirrow. He says mirrow,mirrow on the door make my pecker touch the floor, his legs starts getting shorter and shorter
Zip.