Originally Posted by blownalky3

Here you go SBC................... I took 2 seconds to make your email look the way I wanted it.

SO WHERE IS YOUR REAL PROOF??? BESIDES YOUR MOUTH???


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Hello Jacob Harper,

After careful review from our team of chimpanzees, we have concluded our investigation of the Buyer
Complaint described below.

We have decided against you, and we will now sling poo at you
from a close distance, as you have shown no proof. As stated in the PooPal User Agreement, recovery
of poo associated with a Buyer Complaint cannot be guaranteed.

Please know that we made our best effort to mediate this dispute in
question and will throw poo at BOTH of you. Such action may include
issuing a warning about the poo throwing , a temporary restriction of poo throwing , or extreme rapid fire poo slinging.
Keep in mind that PooPal uses a number of factors to determine when to throw poo, including member complaints. Due to poo privacy laws, we cannot discuss
the details of any action taken. We hope you understand our poo policy and that
it assures you that you are safe using PooPal.