Blonde vs. Lawyer
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box
of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the
box for him. She took the
box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for
the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to
rant at her about what would happen if she let them
thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in
New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin, "Would the
gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and
ate them.
Two lessons here: 1. Men never learn. 2. Blondes
aren't as dumb as most men think!