A drunk was sitting in a bar next to a very attractive woman. He asks her "Would you have sex with me for 1 million dollars?". She said "Yes I would.".
He then asked "Would you have sex with me for 5 bucks?".
She replies "NO, WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN DO YOU THINK I AM?"
He says "We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price".
What this has to do with this thread? I dunno. It's just my favorite barganing story.