I like this one Olds... since you metioned Obama's version of why the chicken crossed the road, I saw another "Obama bashing" opertunity: Obama is a true turd... in fact in another thread, I compaired him to my dog & the dog was better in EVERY category. My dog is smarter, better looking, able to get more done, more likeable. My dog proabably smells better, & has better breath than Obama. It is true that I really don't like my dog that much, but he is better than Obama. My dog will listen & do what i say. Obama will run away... not listen & do stupid things. If i whistle, my dog will listen & come to me. If i whistle Obama, he will say I am a racist & get me charged with hate crimes. Obama is a part muslim, part gay, tolerance minded, & liberal plus a whimp. My Dog is American, not gay, my dog is conservative (I think he is a Christain), & he is tougher than Obama too. THIS HAS CONCLUDED ANOTHER "OBAMA BASHING MOMENT" FROM YOUR FRIEND RIGSBY