Humor Time
Quasimodo
>>> > Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one
>>> >day.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful
>>> >girl in the world."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting
>>> >person in the world."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records
>>> >to have their claims verified.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously
>>> >happy."It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially
>>> > the smallest person in the world."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and
>>> >says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?"