Let's start a story
 

I am doing this on another site and it's fun!

I start out telling a story and each person cuts and pastes the previous and adds to it. Anything you like as long as we keep it relatively clean, remember kids and women see this stuff.

Here goes nothing....

Once upon a time long ago

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house.

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch?

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal.

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun.
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Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to

use a glove,,.....

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but

BUT ILL BE DAMMED IF I CAN REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!! SO THEY ALL HEADED UP TO MAINE TO SEE TOM AND....

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the

You guys are insane...and hilarious...

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he stopped at the "Mustang Ranch" and one of their horses just had to have a bite of ole Hammertime and he really got off easy considering

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he stopped at the "Mustang Ranch" and one of their horses just had to have a bite of ole Hammertime and he really got off easy considering the horse was Mr. Ed the famous actor and retired gun slinger.

Now ole Hammertime let Mr. Ed have it right in the kisser and left with his ear a bleedin and an achin in his

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he stopped at the "Mustang Ranch" and one of their horses just had to have a bite of ole Hammertime and he really got off easy considering the horse was Mr. Ed the famous actor and retired gun slinger.

Now ole Hammertime let Mr. Ed have it right in the kisser and left with his ear a bleedin and an achin in his heart to see his ole buddy "lookingaround" that lived way down in Tennessee and was a doctor of sorts in
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Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he stopped at the "Mustang Ranch" and one of their horses just had to have a bite of ole Hammertime and he really got off easy considering the horse was Mr. Ed the famous actor and retired gun slinger.

Now ole Hammertime let Mr. Ed have it right in the kisser and left with his ear a bleedin and an achin in his heart to see his ole buddy "lookingaround" that lived way down in Tennessee and was a doctor of sorts in proctology.

Not to say he was a certified medico, but he had certainly spent enough time

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he stopped at the "Mustang Ranch" and one of their horses just had to have a bite of ole Hammertime and he really got off easy considering the horse was Mr. Ed the famous actor and retired gun slinger.

Now ole Hammertime let Mr. Ed have it right in the kisser and left with his ear a bleedin and an achin in his heart to see his ole buddy "lookingaround" that lived way down in Tennessee and was a doctor of sorts in proctology.

Not to say he was a certified medico, but he had certainly spent enough time playing with is own Pee-lolly..his mom and dad told him to slow down on the pee-knuckle that it would cause him to go blind...but ole "Lookingaround" said "ahhh i will do it until i need glasses"..then

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he stopped at the "Mustang Ranch" and one of their horses just had to have a bite of ole Hammertime and he really got off easy considering the horse was Mr. Ed the famous actor and retired gun slinger.

Now ole Hammertime let Mr. Ed have it right in the kisser and left with his ear a bleedin and an achin in his heart to see his ole buddy "lookingaround" that lived way down in Tennessee and was a doctor of sorts in proctology.

Not to say he was a certified medico, but he had certainly spent enough time playing with is own Pee-lolly..his mom and dad told him to slow down on the pee-knuckle that it would cause him to go blind...but ole "Lookingaround" said "ahhh i will do it until i need glasses"..then he went and got the peanutbutter and then proceeded to yell for the dog,telling him this is the way you
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bjuice..
" There is more than one way to skin a moving cat".

Once upon a time long ago there was a guy named Carl and he had a pig and a goat. The pigs name was Perry and the goats name was Tom.
Soon they wandered upon an old abandoned farm house. What do you think ole Carl saw standing there on the front porch? Spib, eating a pulled pork sandwich.

Carl looked at the pained expression on Perry the pigs face. Perry knew it was his long lost master he had ran away from to keep from being his next meal. So the pig got his best friend the goat to run as fast as he could and butt the master right in the but, wait maybe this was just a bad dream.

Its no dream Spib said, when i get up i may need to change the sheets and take some pennicyllin.

Just then, Bjuice pulled up in a 63 Vette and asked if anyone had Carl's home address and a shotgun. It seems Carl had forgotten to use a glove,,.....Thus cutting his hand badly on the barbed wire fence.

Bjuice was so mad that he got the shotgun and Carl's address and hopped the first goat to the racetrack and when he arrived it was a circle track and all he could find was Avery.

Avery told Bjuice that Carl did not hang out at circle tracks and that Carl would not take to kindly to him having that shotgun.

Later, after Bjuice watered his goat, he set the valve lash on his Hemi powered Yugo and set off to find Donn who said he would help him find a very nice sling-shot to replace the thong he had ruined riding the goat.

Once he hooked up with Donn, they set out to find Carl again.
They knew he was in Idaho, but Carl had learned that Bjuice was coming and had gone underground.

Ash called Donn and told him he knew a way to smoke Carl out and to get ahold of an old spare truck (v-eight) hose pipe and a gallon of Marvel Mystery Oil..Donn said this is the way he use to smoke out bugs in Flordia but they were not in Florida so it would not work. They were now in Indiana and Donn talked like a yankee now so they knew that it was time to go back and see if Ash had the Doobie Brothers on the 8-track and the stash out of the glove box.

But Ash was on to their Marvel Mystery Oil smoking and thought that he'd play real cool-like and said sorry boys the fuzz confiscated my tape and smoked up my stash....all the while looking at the expressions of the two, because he knew Donn was capable of just about anything now that he had dealings in Las Vegas and all the thugs that hung out with Hammertime, in fact that is how he got his name.

Now Hammertime was a usually mellow guy unless you messed with his left ear. He lost part of it when a horse bit it off. Hammertime was on a job for the mob when he stopped at the "Mustang Ranch" and one of their horses just had to have a bite of ole Hammertime and he really got off easy considering the horse was Mr. Ed the famous actor and retired gun slinger.

Now ole Hammertime let Mr. Ed have it right in the kisser and left with his ear a bleedin and an achin in his heart to see his ole buddy "lookingaround" that lived way down in Tennessee and was a doctor of sorts in proctology.

Not to say he was a certified medico, but he had certainly spent enough time playing with is own Pee-lolly..his mom and dad told him to slow down on the pee-knuckle that it would cause him to go blind...but ole "Lookingaround" said "ahhh i will do it until i need glasses"..then he went and got the peanutbutter and then proceeded to yell for the dog, telling him this is the way you get a dog to look like he is talking.

Just then wvhippie pulled out his papers and started rolling a